Local Unions

Tucson, Arizona, is slackers’ paradise. The Sonoran Desert offers endless trails for hiking, off‑roading, dirt‑bike riding, and camping under the Milky Way. It also provides plenty of water activities—Patagonia Lake to the south and Apache to the north are favorites for kayaking, boating, and sailing on weekends. There’s so much to do in Tucson—and so many F‑ing cool people. Visit Tucson, where we can make more money, but can’t make more time.

Pittsburgh is the Tuning Fork of the Universe. As the Allegheny and Monongahela Rivers come together in downtown Pittsburgh, the Ohio flows with endless energy. Pittsburgh is a historical and cultural center for Slackers. Summer time is filled with rocking live music, arts festivals and lots to see and do.  The city is full of beautiful parks, with lots of hiking and biking trails, the rivers as well as numerous lakes in the surrounding areas provide endless water sports and some of the best fishing in the world. Be sure to visit Pittsburgh, the Tuning Fork of the Universe.

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